Earlier this week, during a joint press conference with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, President Trump offered a brilliant idea: to deport the Palestinians in Gaza to points in Jordan and Egypt where they can live comfortably and, most important, safely.
Then the United States would rebuild Gaza and turn it into “The Riviera of the Middle East.”
A Win-Win!!
But how about a Win-Win-Win?!!! To rebuild Gaza, use the labor of thousands of highly skilled undocumented immigrants currently working in the building trades back in the old U.S.A!
Then: Select the most promising teenage kids of these skilled workers and train them right there in Gaza to be the astronauts Elon Musk will need to man the eight-month SpaceX flights to Mars.
There it is! Pretty simple. Move the Gazans to Egypt and Jordan. Rebuild Gaza to be a top-flight vacation destination using skilled undocumented labor. Move SpaceX headquarters from Texas to Gaza and give the best astronaut training to their smartest kids for our missions to Mars!
In a decade or two SpaceX will have established a colony that is self-sustaining, growing its own food and, most importantly, providing a base for mankind’s survival if, say, an asteroid like the one that killed the dinosaurs were to strike Earth.
P.S. In addition to supporting Democrats and left-leaning Independents, Midwest Values PAC will occasionally generate sensible ideas to save our planet.
