I Will Bathe in Expired Milk
This upcoming election is so important that I am willing to go to desperate ends to raise money to help Democrats win in key races — like bathing in expired milk.
Trump is so sick
Donald Trump’s not making a big secret about his motives — he says it’s about revenge. He promised a “bloodbath” if he doesn’t win.
My Opening Argument
Yesterday the prosecution and defense gave their opening arguments in what appears to be the only case against Trump that will go to trial before the election.
GUILTY!
Stormy Daniels received a check from Michael Cohen for $130,000. To shut up. Cohen also paid $50,000 to Trump’s doorman who had (bogus) information on a supposed love child Trump fathered.
Why I’m asking for $32:
As you no doubt know, Arizona’s Supreme Court resurrected an abortion ban from 1864 (before it was a state!) that bans all abortions with an exception for the life of the mother. (Generous of them.)
“Shithole Countries”
This weekend Trump threw a fundraiser at the mansion of a hedge-fund billionaire that supposedly raised $50 million. But who knows?
God Bless Donald Trump’s Bible
Here’s something you don’t want to get: Donald Trump’s “God Bless the USA Bible.” It’s $59.99.
My grandparents’ immigration story
Donald Trump and Republican politicians portray immigrants as murderers and rapists and drug dealers. Republican voters get a steady diet of the supposed carnage caused by immigrants fed to them by Fox News. It’s the only side of immigration they hear.
I can be short-winded.
My often overly critical team tells me my email messages can be a little long-winded. They also tell me short emails can get more contributions.
FWD: HOLY CRAP!!!
Remember this email (see below) that I sent earlier this year saying Trump is not toast?
