My New Year’s Resolution
Well, it’s the start of a new year! That can mean a lot of things to different people. Time to exercise more regularly, for example. Or to eat healthier foods. And recycle more. Or to give more of your time and attention to the people around you. Or to organize your closet.
Holidays are a time for family
The holidays are a time for family. So, please read this fundraising letter to your family.
Hi, family member! In case you haven’t had the pleasure of reading these — here’s my schtick: These are fundraising emails disguised as parodies of fundraising emails. So much for the disguise!
Bullet to the Groin
This past Election Day, we successfully dodged a bullet that was intended for the groin of our very democracy. I’m sorry. The heart.
Most Important Email of Your Life!
I know you’re sick of these emails enlisting you in our fight against The Fox News Channel’s War on Chanukah.
Well, actually, this email is about something even more important. The Senate runoff in Georgia!
Giving You Thanks on Thanksgiving
Healing nurturer Stuart Smalley once said, “That attitude of gratitude, it ain’t just a platitude!”
So, this Thanksgiving, allow me to express my gratitude to all of you who have supported our work at Midwest Values PAC.
BREAKING! Franken Endorses Warnock!
I don’t have to tell you how important the runoff in Georgia is.
But that won’t stop me from telling you.
Whew!!!
Well, the midterms turned out better than we had feared they would. Thank God! But there’s still stuff up in the air:
First, the Republican margin in the House (assuming they take the majority — which looks pretty certain).
Your Job Today
I know you voted early. Or voted this morning. Or are going to vote later today. Just make sure you get all your Democratic friends and relatives to vote.
DON’T WANT YOUR FRIGGIN’ $
I want you to door-knock and vote. Or vote and then door-knock. Or make phone calls and vote. Or vote and then make phone calls.
I Made News in Wisconsin!
Sorry. Things aren’t funny anymore. Well, that’s not entirely true. There’s Ron Johnson.
I did a trip to Wisconsin to campaign for Mandela Barnes and raise money for the Wisconsin state party. And I made a little news.
