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Grotesque
Turns out, Americans have a pretty good bullshit meter!
I don’t feel like crap anymore!
What a difference a year makes! I went from feeling like crap to feeling…good?! Dare I say hopeful even!?
Today’s the day!
Trump says he will grant only partial SNAP benefits to the 42 million Americans who rely on them to feed themselves and their kids.
Don’t want your dough, just go vote
Tomorrow is Election Day. Vote!
How To Prevent The Heebie-Jeebies:
Here’s something scary: This is your last chance to donate to Midwest Values PAC before our first major elections since Trump slithered back into the White House.
This might sound corny (but hear me out)
Everybody can’t do everything, but everybody can do something. Corny? Possibly. True? Yes!
Well this is disturbing:
In case you missed it, last week Steve Bannon — yes, that Steve Bannon — sat down with The Economist and said some deeply disturbing things, because ya know, he’s Steve Bannon.
Slap In The Face
We’re now on day 21 of a Republican-induced government shutdown — and let me tell you, it’s a doozy.
What not to say in a Republican group chat
You may have read or heard about the Young Republican (18-40 year olds) group chat where they referred to Black people as “monkeys” and “watermelon people” and joked about the Holocaust, professing their admiration for Hitler.
