Re: Redacted email
As a member of the Judiciary Committee, I would occasionally go down to the SCIF in the basement of the Capitol to read classified documents. Unlike Donald Trump, I never took the documents home. Bastard!
Fun Labor Day Reading!
Well, it’s Labor Day weekend. Time for me to lay back, relax, and write another fundraising email for Midwest Values PAC!
NOT an ANNOYING request for a political contribution!
You’re probably getting a lot of requests for money right now. For good candidates and good incumbents. But do you really know who to give to?
YIKES!
If you’ve followed my career, you know that I have never been a fan of Republicans. In 1995, I wrote Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations.
LET’S NOT BLOW IT!
Mostly, because of horrible events. Uvalde. Roe overturned. The January 6th hearings. Although you could argue that the third has been pretty fantastic.
Stop the Nutcases!
You may have noticed that the Department of Justice is now doing an active investigation of former President Trump.
Shame on You!
My last email, in which I offered to humiliate myself physically and emotionally, was my most successful fundraising email to date. You sick people set a fundraising record for these PAC emails – raising money that will go directly to worthy Democratic candidates in key states.
I Will Bathe in Expired Milk!
This election cycle is so important that I am willing to go to desperate ends to raise money to help Democrats win in key races!
I am begging! Do you want to step on me? Is that your thing?
