Al Franken
Feb 13, 10:22 PM
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Cheney Shoots Guy
Over the weekend, Vice President Dick Cheney shot a man in Texas. Asked why he shot the man, the Vice President said, “Just to watch him die.”
Seriously, it was an accident. There is nothing funny about the Vice President of the United States shooting a guy.
You know who’s doing a “there but for the grace of God go I?” Scalia.
Bush is confused. He thinks Wittington is just fine. He thought he read a headline saying “Wittington Dodges Bullet.”
Now, I imagine that Cheney and the President have hunted together. What would have happened if Cheney had shot the President? I think if he shot Bush this way, Bush isn’t 78 and he’s in pretty good shape, and he’s kinda macho. I think he would’ve gotten up and shot Cheney back. And I think they would’ve started blasting each other like in a Tarrantino movie.
By the way, Cheney shouldn’t be allowed to hunt again, should he? You get one of these, right? I mean he came very close to killing the guy.
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hmmm, i haven’t seen a picture of whittington yet… does he happen to look anything like Scooter Libby?!
— PPpro Feb 15, 12:48 PM #
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— christopher raykovich Feb 15, 07:20 PM #“Hey Dick. This is the third year we’ve been out hunting together. Do you think you could hit something this year”? F… Off”! Blam!
— Randy Stockton Feb 15, 09:28 PM #I don’t think this humor passes the “chris test”. Chris is a texas republican I know, a wonderfully decent human being, environmentalist, etc., who “should” be voting Democrat, on my account. The “Chris test” is, would this humor help “Chris” vote democrat. No. I think he would be appalled.
Ah, but life IS full of paradoxes. Having said the above, I cannot resist asking if anybody knows the source of the rumor that Cheney handed his smoking gun to his gun bearer and said, “Pick up the quail; leave the lawyer.”
— Nick Thompson Feb 16, 09:32 AM #Jon Stewart mentioned that the quail weren’t even wild, but born and bred on the farm specifically for hunting.
If true, then not only did Dick shoot the wrong species, he’s a frickin’ wus.
REAL MEN hunt grizley armed with only twin Bowie knives … ok, so maybe they use large calibre rifles, but they definitely don’t hunt farm grown quail.
— Sir Rhino Feb 17, 12:45 AM #SR: the funny thing is apparently cheney and co. sometimes don’t even walk around and hunt—they get in cars and drive to the quail
— eric Feb 17, 12:57 AM #Cheney and his breed are so used to getting away with everything, that they do not even bother to avoid the appearance of impropriety.
— The Mossadegh Project Feb 17, 01:10 PM #Has anyone here ever actually eaten quail? Do you get buckshot in your teeth? (Like Harry did?)
— Andy Barr Feb 20, 05:08 PM #Has anyone here ever actually eaten quail? Do you get buckshot in your teeth? (Like Harry did?) — Andy Barr Feb 20, 05:08 PM
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Yes, you do find shot in the meat. Plus, quail are fairly small birds (smaller than pheasants) so there isn’t necessarily a lot of meat.
— Gazmik Feb 23, 12:06 PM #aL, yOU Are right on this and a lot of other issues.
I’d give money now but can’t yet. I am a Disabed Federal employee on a Disability pension and SSDI helping my nom.
get a job I’ll give some mobey. If if fails and I dun’t hear anything positive in 3 or 4 months. I will volunteer timr.
David Kligerman — David Kligerman Apr 2, 01:44 AM #
Hmm..I heard about this on the news. Clearly, that old guy needs to watch his aim.
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